Did it hurt? when you fell from someone's butt...
YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
When someone steals my...
Phone: Money: Food: (via thehilariousblog)
So, I was trying to text my friend to “stay strong”. I accidentally typed “stay strog”. And it autocorrected to “stay stroganoff”. I just told my sad friend to remain a Russian dish of sautéed beef.
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